Sarah Palin – Michele Bachmann Rock Opera

0:00John Boehner: And look at how this bill was written…
0:05Can you say it was done openly?
0:08With transparency and accountability?
0:11Without back room deals and struck behind closed doors?
0:15Hidden from the people?
0:17HELL NO YOU CAN’T!”
0:23JEFFERSON: There is a liberal plague upon our Christian nation
0:27A tax and spend Kenyan born commie importation
0:32An anchor baby union loving homo-dykie chorus
0:38The Prog-Islamo new world order
0:41from that bastard Soros!
0:45Soros. Soros.
1:02HANCOCK: Glenn Becks stashed his gold and guess what he’s found
1:06A sinister connection
1:09tween his ass and a hole in the ground.
1:11Stop wasting time appeasing liberal babies
1:16Time to run some bat-shit crazy ladies!
1:22A Palin/Bachman ticket’s what we need
1:26(Ron Paul)
1:27To trounce Hussein Obama and take the lead
1:32(Ron Paul)
1:33Sarah shoots and kills the Russian bear
1:38Michele channels MacCarthy’s old red scare
1:43This grizzly set of dolls
1:45packs the punch of ten Ron Pauls.
1:48A Palin/Bachman ticket will succeed
1:54Come Tea Party bring your spell-checked signs and fight
2:00And save our corporations from their plight
2:06Drugs and oil and guns in bed to lend a fiscal stroke
2:11Rupert’s ready to distort
2:13after snorting the Brother’s Koch
2:16Limbaugh’s Oxycontin logic drives the train,
2:21his panties sport a hammer and sickle stain.
2:26Must build upon St. Reagan’s work in the eighties
2:32Time to run some bat-shit crazy ladies!
2:37A Palin/Bachman ticket’s what we need
2:42(Romney!)
2:42To trounce the anti-christ and take the lead
2:47(Romney!)
2:48Palin tweets her snark upon the land
2:53And Bachman fertilizes it by hand
2:58These champions of guns
3:00don’t draw fire like mormons.
3:04A Palin/Bachman ticket will succeed
3:10JEFFERSON: But where is our Newt?
3:13He’s helped us out plenty…
3:15HANCOCK: That philanderer’s as boring as Pawlenty.
3:21Surely you’ve forgotten how we
3:24″heart Huckabee”
3:27He is one of us
3:30white male Christians with type-2 diabetes
3:34Pussy RINOs will cry foul and surely picket!
3:40Not when they see these two bat-shit crazy
3:43ladies on the ticket!
3:46A Palin/Bachman ticket’s what we need
3:51(Dontcha know!)
3:51To trounce the gangster POTUS and take the lead
3:54(Dontcha know!)
3:57Palin is the thinking man’s Bachmann
4:02Bachmann is the female
4:06Ann Coulter!
4:08A Palin/Bachman Ticket will succeed
4:12(You betcha!)
4:13To dumb down the electorate
4:16so they’ll drink all their tea!
4:18(You betcha!)
4:18A Pailin/Bachman ticket is the way
4:24Sorry if you’re poor, brown or gay
4:29A Palin/Bachman ticket,
4:32to guide us through the thicket
4:34To the day
4:36When we say
4:37Sarah Palin
4:39President of the U.S.A!